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    From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to Mike Dippel on Wednesday, November 12, 2025 22:52:53
    Mike,

    This time of year, D.I.E.T. stands for "Did I Eat That??!!" <G>.

    This time of year, my answer is, "Yes. I did eat that."

    Good comeback.

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Daryl

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  • From Mike Dippel@999:1/1 to Daryl Stout on Thursday, November 13, 2025 20:43:10
    On 11/12/2025 10:58 PM, Daryl Stout wrote to Mike Dippel:

    Mike,

    This time of year, D.I.E.T. stands for "Did I Eat That??!!" <G>.

    This time of year, my answer is, "Yes. I did eat that."

    Good comeback.

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Is that what they feed to people on death row?

    Mike Dippel

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  • From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to Mike Dippel on Friday, November 14, 2025 13:44:10
    Mike,

    In some cultures, you don't belch or fart loudly after a good meal,
    it's considered an insult to the chef...and in some areas, it could
    cost you your life.

    Is that what they feed to people on death row?

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Daryl

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  • From jimmylogan@999:1/15 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, November 19, 2025 07:45:42
    Daryl Stout wrote to Mike Dippel <=-

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.


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  • From Daryl Stout@999:1/14 to jimmylogan on Wednesday, November 19, 2025 16:44:38
    Jimmy,

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.

    But, they eat missionaries to get a taste of religion. :P

    Daryl

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  • From jimmylogan@999:1/15 to Daryl Stout on Thursday, November 20, 2025 11:35:54
    Daryl Stout wrote to jimmylogan <=-

    Jimmy,

    Only if they're cannibals. :P

    Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?

    Because they are BITTER.

    But, they eat missionaries to get a taste of religion. :P

    Daryl

    WOW
    LOL



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