• Mystic Pi Year of the Dragon

    From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wednesday, April 02, 2025 02:03:01
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    / Steady movement is more important than \
    | speed, much of the time. So long as |
    | there is a regular progression of |
    | stimuli to get your mental hooks into, |
    | there is room for lateral movement. |
    | Once this begins, its rate is a matter |
    | of discretion. |
    | |
    \ -- Corwin, Prince of Amber /
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    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thursday, April 03, 2025 02:03:02
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    / Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of \
    \ your life. /
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    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Friday, April 04, 2025 02:03:02
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    / You will be attacked by a beast who has \
    | the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, |
    \ and the face of Donald Duck. /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Saturday, April 05, 2025 02:03:02
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    / Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud \
    \ tie. /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sunday, April 06, 2025 02:03:01
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    / You have an unusual understanding of \
    \ the problems of human relationships. /
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    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Monday, April 07, 2025 02:03:01
    _____________________________
    < You fill a much-needed gap. >
    -----------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tuesday, April 08, 2025 02:03:02
    _______________________________________
    / Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \
    | |
    | Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. |
    \ (Because Things go better with Coke.) /
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    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wednesday, April 09, 2025 02:03:01
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    / Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't \
    | work for his father, isn't a |
    | |
    | lawyer, and believes in social causes? |
    \ A: A failure. /
    ----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thursday, April 10, 2025 02:03:02
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    / Excellent day for putting Slinkies on \
    \ an escalator. /
    ---------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Friday, April 11, 2025 02:03:02
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    / You possess a mind not merely twisted, \
    \ but actually sprained. /
    ----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Saturday, April 12, 2025 02:03:01
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    / You will live to see your \
    \ grandchildren. /
    ---------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
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    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sunday, April 13, 2025 02:03:01
    ______________________________
    < Don't feed the bats tonight. >
    ------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Monday, April 14, 2025 02:03:01
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    / You don't become a failure until you're \
    \ satisfied with being one. /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tuesday, April 15, 2025 02:03:01
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    / Change your thoughts and you change \
    \ your world. /
    -------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wednesday, April 16, 2025 02:03:02
    ____________________________
    < Save energy: be apathetic. >
    ----------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thursday, April 17, 2025 02:03:01
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    / You're working under a slight handicap. \
    \ You happen to be human. /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Friday, April 18, 2025 02:03:01
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    / Awash with unfocused desire, Everett \
    | twisted the lobe of his one remaining |
    | ear and felt the presence of somebody |
    | else behind him, which caused terror to |
    | push through his nervous system like a |
    | flash flood roaring down the mid-fork |
    | of the Feather River before the |
    | completion of the Oroville Dam in 1959. |
    | |
    | -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, |
    | 1984 Bulwer-Lytton |
    | |
    \ bad fiction contest. /
    -----------------------------------------
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    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Saturday, April 19, 2025 02:03:02
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    / Fine day to work off excess energy. \
    \ Steal something heavy. /
    -------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sunday, April 20, 2025 02:03:01
    ________________________________
    / All generalizations are false, \
    | including this one. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    --------------------------------
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    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Monday, April 21, 2025 02:03:01
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    / I think we are in Rats' Alley where the \
    | dead men lost their bones. |
    | |
    \ -- T.S. Eliot /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tuesday, April 22, 2025 02:03:02
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    / Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) \
    | |
    | -- by Margaret Mitchell |
    | |
    | A woman only likes men she can't have |
    | and the South gets trashed. |
    | |
    | Gift of the Magi LITE(tm) |
    | |
    | -- by O. Henry |
    | |
    | A husband and wife forget to register |
    | their gift preferences. |
    | |
    | The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm) |
    | |
    | -- by Ernest Hemingway |
    | |
    | An old man goes fishing, but doesn't |
    \ have much luck. /
    ---------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
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    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wednesday, April 23, 2025 02:03:01
    _______________________________________
    / He was part of my dream, of course -- \
    | but then I was part of his dream too. |
    | |
    \ -- Lewis Carroll /
    ---------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thursday, April 24, 2025 02:03:01
    ____________________________
    < You will soon forget this. >
    ----------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Friday, April 25, 2025 02:03:02
    _______________________________________
    / Don't you wish you had more energy... \
    \ or less ambition? /
    ---------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Saturday, April 26, 2025 02:03:01
    ____________________________
    < Beware the one behind you. >
    ----------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sunday, April 27, 2025 02:03:01
    ______________________________________
    / Go not to the elves for counsel, for \
    | they will say both yes and no. |
    | |
    \ -- J.R.R. Tolkien /
    --------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Monday, April 28, 2025 02:03:02
    _______________________________________
    / You are a bundle of energy, always on \
    \ the go. /
    ---------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tuesday, April 29, 2025 02:03:02
    ______________________________________
    / Q: How many Marxists does it take to \
    | screw in a light bulb? A: None: The |
    | light bulb contains the seeds of its |
    \ own revolution. /
    --------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wednesday, April 30, 2025 02:03:01
    _________________________________________
    / In the space of one hundred and \
    | seventy-six years the Mississippi has |
    | shortened itself two hundred and |
    | forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the |
    | Old Silurian Period the Mississippi |
    | River was upward of one million three |
    | hundred thousand miles long ... seven |
    | hundred and forty-two years from now |
    | the Mississippi will be only a mile and |
    | three-quarters long. ... There is |
    | something fascinating about science. |
    | One gets such wholesome returns of |
    | conjecture out of such a trifling |
    | investment of fact. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    -----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thursday, May 01, 2025 02:03:01
    _____________________________________
    / Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear \
    \ yourself out. /
    -------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Friday, May 02, 2025 02:03:01
    ________________________________________
    / A classic is something that everyone \
    | wants to have read and nobody wants to |
    | read. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of |
    \ Literature" /
    ----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Saturday, May 03, 2025 02:03:01
    ________________________________________
    / ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious \
    | old iceberg who looked like he was |
    | waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
    ----------------------------------------
    |02 \ / \ //\
    \ |\___/| / \// \\
    /0 0 \__ / // | \ \
    / / \/_/ // | \ \
    @_^_@'/ \/_ // | \ \
    //_^_/ \/_ // | \ \
    ( //) | \/// | \ \
    ( / /) _|_ / ) // | \ _\
    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/ ( ; -. | _ _\.-~ .-~~~^-.
    (( / / )) ,-{ _ `-.|.-~-. .~ `.
    (( // / )) '/\ / ~-. _ .-~ .-~^-. \
    (( /// )) `. { } / \ \
    (( / )) .----~-.\ \-' .~ \ `. \^-.
    ///.----..> \ _ -~ `. ^-` ^-_
    ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~ ~-- ,.-~
    /.-~

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)